Puns

You know what's great about puns? No, seriously? Do you know anything great about these? I think Ben and Andy hate themselves a little bit more after writing them. But at least they are better than <insert Item Description here>. But just barely.

These are ordered roughly in order from newest to oldest. I am sure you can figure out which set they are in on your own?

  • Tyrannosaur Paddock: We're not kidding around, this just goat serious…
  • Tyrannosaurus Rex: Licensed to carry small arms.
  • Hiding In The Kitchen: Doyouthinktheysaurus?
  • Set Of Ladders: I never really knew my real ladder, but I get on just fine with my step-ladder.
  • Death By Acid: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? NaBro.
  • Ohio: Well, hello to you Ohio. Did you know that Ohio used to be named Goodbyeo?
  • Party Balloons: These balloons don't feel like partying; they're a little deflated.
  • Presents: It's easy to work out what is inside if you're a Jedi; you just feel the presents.
  • Santa Claus: We hope you're not Claustrophobic.
  • Stables: It's important for reindeer to have a stable home.
  • Sleigh: Santa didn't have to pay anything for this sleigh; it was on the house.
  • Rubber Bone: We should really write something humerus here.
  • Cat Food: This recipe has been purrfected over several years.
  • Puppy: This puppy is magic; he's a labracadabrador.
  • Taxes: The local tax collector is a cannibal; she charges an arm and a leg.
  • Archery Contest: It's making us quiver just looking at it!
  • Gallows: It's the hanging around that we hate.
  • Skipping Rope: Have you heard the joke about the jump rope? Maybe we'll skip it…
  • Bag of Marbles: We've lost so many of these.
  • Toy Soldiers: We're in love with these toy soldiers; it's strictly platoonic.
  • Wooden Train: When we were kids we used to eat these. You could say they were chew, chew trains…
  • Cooking Sauces: We relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup and complete all these sets so far!
  • Kayaking: We can't think of a good kayak joke - canoe?
  • Tennis Racquet: This game is a bit of a racket really…
  • Mandy Fury: Mandy will win every round to keep you in love.
  • Tennis Court: They don't seem to be too happy with the serves; they keep returning them!
  • Espresso Machine: If your coffee tastes like dirt it may be because it was just ground that morning.
  • Pastries: Our pastry chef keeps the recipes very secret; it's on a knead to know basis apparently.
  • Ice Cubes: You'll get polaroids if you eat too many of these.
  • Barista: Did you know there was an annual US Barista Championship? We were too latte to enter unfortunately.
  • Tub Chair: Irony: you can't use this chair if you're tubby.
  • Chocolate Egg: You'll need a good eggsplanation if this disappears…
  • Easter Bunny: Our bunny has prepared for Easter with some eggsercise and harerobics. We think he's ready - are you?
  • Easter Hen: Is it just us or is she looking a little broody atop those eggs?
  • Luggage: Why don't vultures have any luggage? It's all carrion…
  • Swimming Pool: There's only one way to say hello to someone in a cruise ship swimming pool… wave.
  • Captain: Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?
  • Owl: What do you call an owl with attitude? Scowl.
  • Snowball Fight: These competitors are going to get a frosty reception later and that's snow joke!
  • Curling: How do you stop bacon curling in the frying pan? Take away their brooms!
  • Squid Cubimal: Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers!
  • Spirit of Christmas: Ebenezer is full of the spirit of Christmas; gin.
  • TeePee: If you have a dream that you're a TeePee or a WigWam, you're probably two tents.
  • Peculiar Pets: Aristotle has always been slightly suspicious of Kitty. The felines mutual.
  • Fake Moustache: Hey hipster! We mustache you a question but we're shaving it for later…
  • Door Handle: We're sure you can 'handle' whatever is behind this door… (sorry)
  • Gold Bullions : AU…Give me back my gold!
  • Reclined Dining: What did the grape say when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine…
  • Roman Road: Why did the chicken cross the Roman road? She was afraid someone would Caes-her!
  • Chicks: We'll call this one Chicky, and that one Micky, and that one Nicky, and this one Lucky, and that one Clucky, and the last one, GrEGG…
  • Nachos: What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? NACHO CHEESE!
  • Dwarves: Two dwarves walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
  • Vampire: Our anorexic vampire. We reckon he could do with a 'stake' or two. Get it? Stake? Steak! Ahh.
  • Blue Tang Fish: Don't get to close to these guys. Despite everything they say, they're unlicensed surgeons, not professionals. Pretty though.
  • Yellow Egg: Are you ready for some eggstreme mixing?
  • White Egg: Are you cracking up yet?
  • Violet Egg: How do eggs stay healthy? They eggcercise.
  • Rusty Egg: You must be eggsausted after all this mixing, right?
  • Red Egg: Are you having an eggscellent time?
  • Pink Egg: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
  • Orange Egg: What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an eggstra.
  • Maroon Egg: Pretty sure this egg came from space. Must be eggstraterrestrial.
  • Lime Egg: This cannot be eggschanged for another colour.
  • Light Blue Egg: How did the eggs leave the highway? They went through the eggsit.
  • Green Egg: What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They eggcellerated.
  • Brown Egg: This is an eggstraordinary egg.
  • Blue Egg: Are you eggcited?
  • Aquamarine Egg: Nice find, this is one eggsotic egg.
  • Cheetah: Why don't we play cards in the savannah…there are too many cheetahs!
  • Jester: Why did the bee cross the road? Just bee-cause!
  • Juggler: How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler. 'Badum tish'
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